Cast your first Disintegrate then use Fork to copy it
But hey, the new cards are awesome, and the reprint values great, so I cant hate too much
When Splinter Twin was still legal in Modern, decks looking to assemble the combo played four copies of each piece (and some Pestermites to boot!) just to maximize their chances of finding both together
He refers to them as "friends" and gives them the Matamune fishing rod before departing
If Pyromancy 101 is countered or otherwise fails to resolve (probably because the target became illegal), none of its effects will happen, including teach
A prebuilt, lower power Constructed deck is going to be a more approachable starting point for most than jumping in at the deep end with Commander