Sacrifice those tokens at end of combat
So once again, a creature could have both keywords, but youll never see them printed on the same card and it doesnt change the double strike ability
While costing a lot of mana (13), you do get a discount for card types, which will likely reduce Emrakuls cost to (9) or (10)
So Aaron Forsythe himself went to the creative team with this card and said, "I know this stretches what we normally do creatively, but for this promotion do you mind?" The creative team was aboard, so all of you now get Hot Soup
At the beginning of the next combat, return those cards to the battlefield under their owners control and those creatures gain haste until end of turn
Fogey has Phasing, an ability that makes him available to fight this turn but not in the next, which is beautifully analogous to an old persons need to take a long big nap